Headline: Rep. Tom DeLay has been given a House of Representatives seat on the committee overseeing the Justice Department which is investigating HIM.
In other news:
Michael Jackson has been appointed head of Bahrain’s Child Protective Services Bureau.
James Frey has been hired to run Fox News’ Standards and Practices Department.
Michael Brown has been named new chairman of The American Red Cross.
Jack Abramoff has been appointed chairman of the Bureau of Indian Affairs.
Scooter Libby has been appointed designated “Target” at Dick Cheney’s next hunting trip.
Harriet Miers has left the White House and will marry a Bigfoot impersonator.
Judith Miller has been given the Journalism Department head job at Bunny Ranch University.
OJ Simpson has been appointed lead investigator for CNN’s newly formed Missing Murdered Attractive White Girl Team.
Ken Lay has been given Max Bialistock Business Ethics Chair at Yale University.
Scott McClellan has quit to join The Daily Show as a replacement for Stephen Colbert.
You know, you CAN make this up, but look how far you have to go.
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This is also up on huffingtonpost.com
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